Ive got a ball and Ive got a cup. I can be anywhere, and the cup can also be anywhere, and the goal is to get the ball in the cup. Infinite replayability. Varied difficulty. Exotic locations sometimes. Multiplayer. This game has it all. 

lol it was me. I did it.

? This is just an entrepreneur helping commuters legally drive in the carpool lane. God Bless America.

You’re equating child abuse with public shaming? We’ve got a real brainiac here folks. Real moral voice of his generation lol

I was going to say do they get to grab all the pussy they want?  then I saw the women....

Yeah but in practice, TCB for Elvis was Taking Care of Beef... or Taking Care of Biscuits...

Taking Care of Business. The motto of Elvis.

Take one Elvis seat drenched with sweat and stench, seal up like a Petri dish, bake in sun for decades, open door, inhaaaaaaale. Ahh, that’s good fatty rock star stank.

It doesn’t need TLC. It needs TCB!

Lockheed was doing 80's graphics before they were popular.

Talk to this guy first. Turned a 727 into a house:

Screw that, what about that sweet 8 track player?

Yeah, only way that thing’s leaving the ground again is if you remove the wings and stuff it into an An-124.

What is Fancy Kristen flying around in there days?

Those chairs... I need one to game in. Those look like the most comfortable chairs in the history of chairs.

I can’t wait until 2032 when we’re all flying around in Jalop-ass beater airplanes like this with patina and malaise interiors while the YOUNG PUNKS are in their hydrogen-electric powered hover converted Teslas on Autopilot version 22.2.3 hogging the left lane in the sky.

Clearly, it should become an Up, Up, and Buffet.

No engines, and the cockpit is a colossal disaster. CP

If you’re into the old abandoned possessions of famous people might I recommend taking a look at Mike Tyson’s old abandoned house?