D.B. Pooper

I’m going to reference my profession, just once, to contextualize what I’m going to say next: I have spent the last decade as a professor of Literature (and Rhet/Comp, but whatevz).

I say that to say this: Final Fantasy XV is by turns a brilliant, revelatory, and absolutely necessary change in direction for a franchise…

Does it require a special controller?

That is a bad analogy/joke... there is no “reward” in this instance (unless you find pleasure in your mom drinking piss). You could have used “mother-in-law” and it would have made a bit more sense (in the context of a world where we are all familiar with mother-in-law jibes).

use trump supporters as candidates for the test! :D

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

It comes in a little blue pill.

Ugh. Just reading stuff about WoW like this makes me want to resubscribe and check it out. Haven’t played since Lich King. If only I could rope some people into playing again. Or I guess I could just fly solo, like I usually end up doing anyway.

Now I have to read about the new expansion.

Awww poor pc master race. hehe

I actually enjoyed Spirits Within...

Just a few more years D:

Dude same exact thing here!!! I was expecting it and it didn’t happen...hard to get hyped about a console game running at 15-25 fps most of the time....sigh...I’m sure we’ll get it a couple years later but still really sucks :(

This. I want a comprehensive package that makes shit sing like the above images.

Here is my rig:

My takeaway from this article is that we’re saying:

Most cringeworthy video I’ve seen in a while. Can ferrari use their super douche powers to confiscate this car from this particular ass clown. I mean they send out cease and desist orders all the time for lesser things right?? I can’t image it would be to hard to find the owner either.

The reason Otto’s Irresistible Dance is 8th Level is because it doesn’t allow either a saving throw or magic resistance. No matter how powerful your opponent is (Draco-Lich, Demi-God, Squirrel Girl) you take them off the board for 2-5 rounds- rounds where they can’t hurt you, heal their minions, or teleport away.

That guy that kicked the guy in flames, instant karma.

10 years later and the game still has ~6 million monthly subscribers; I’m sure they’re all scrambling over at Blizzard HQ right now because brokenfury8585 is going with “too little to late blizz.”