All stocked up! Who knows, someday I may actually leave my house and meet a woman with absolutely horrible taste in men and no moral values to speak of! Better to be prepared! If nothing else there is always that impending doomsday scenario. I can always use the condoms as rain collectors(would've bought Magnums…

FOX News is gonna have a BALL with this one!

And now every perv in the world with Garry's Mod is playing with that underwear model of Ellen Page I'll bet. Probably got a nude version rolling out too. Not judging, just stating a fact.

I've used both ATI/AMD and Nvidia over the years. The most expensive card I ever purchased was an Nvidia Geforce 7800 GTX. I bought it like the day it came out and it was something like 600 or 700 bucks(it was the fastest card available at the time). I was stupid and had no idea how to build a balanced system. I…

My guess is nobody will die. Walt will make a meth formula that allows complete control of the human race, removes our need for food/water, our carnal desires, even our basic animal instincts.

Well, lets just hope they never make a Zelda game titled "Crack in Time".

Has anyone mentioned FUEL yet? I personally couldn't stomach the game and got bored after driving around pointlessly for hours, but I gotta say the world seemed pretty damn big.

Did you really just use the word osmosis do describe your musical listening ability? You can really absorb music huh? You must be like a sponge! A really bigoted sponge! Hell I better go back into my barn and screw my sheep and my sister while chewing some tobbacy and drinking some cheap whisky.

I am a white male, born in 1981, growing up in rural Upper Michigan. I grew up with the very music you claim white people don't like. The San Andreas soundtrack in particular was as close to a soundtrack of my childhood as I have ever seen in a game or movie. Just because your skin is a certain color, or you were born…

Clearly two gold farmers and their overseer. The one who magically appears and speaks in broken Engrish to the GM's when they are spotted.

The thing that stopped me from ever getting a Kinect(or the Wii for that matter) was that they are not at all friendly to the visually impaired. I have to sit no more than maybe 2 feet from my screen(some games closer, some a bit farther, depending on the type of game), whether it be a monitor or my tv. Size of the…

Whenever I hear people describe their dreams, I can't help but think that most, or at least a good chunk of them, are made up. I am a fiction writer, and I can spot a tale when I see one. Sure, I've had some wierd dreams, but nowhere near like what people have described(take the Resident Evil/Xmen/Half Life guy who…

Have a seat right over there.

Honestly I didn't expect much from this anyway, so its not really shocking the corporate fluff it churned out. Those responsible for The Guinness Book of World Records have been notorious for being sellouts since long before video games even first made it into them. I'm talking around the time Geritol was a new…

Heres the problem with your portable putin machine, get a 3g wireless card like most mobile gamers use. Any serious mobile gamer has one. Now you have no business complaining. It isn't Blizzards fault you prefer mobile gaming yet do not bring the proper tools to do so. Would you buy a car without a windshield? …

Heres the problem with your portable putin machine, get a 3g wireless card like most mobile gamers use. Any serious mobile gamer has one. Now you have no business complaining. It isn't Blizzards fault you prefer mobile gaming yet do not bring the proper tools to do so. Would you buy a car without a windshield? …

I began following the development of LA Noire right after it was first rumored. I waited and waited and waited for this epic masterpiece. So imagine my surprise when I open it up and tear into it, only to find a glorified point and click adventure game. Don't get me wrong, I too was oohed and awed by the faces and…

I don't see how WoW is any easier to play that TOR. Your companion can kill many enemies just by himself, with little to no input from you. Especially as a healer class, all you have to do is set your mouse to cast a healing macro every 7 seconds and park your character in a group of enemies and boom, insta level. …

What many people fail to realize is that TOR is a brand new game. Do you think WoW had even half the stuff it does not what it launched? I started playing WoW in January 2005, about 2 months after it launched. I have watched the game grow and change so much that if I transported a player from 2004 to now he…

The game plays like a straight mix between KotoR for pc and WoW. The big exception is the game's version of crafting, called Crew Skills. You can send your companions out on missions to bring back crafting materials, which are then used to craft items. The time it takes to do a mission depends on the reward, with…