I bought the original Gears about a month after it came out. All I had heard from both reviewers and friends is, "You gotta play this!". I got about halfway through it and quit, I just couldn't see what all the fuss was about it. When my friend found out he said that I had to play with with someone else for it to…

Why does everything cool always happen miles from me? I live in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and we never get anything cool. Hell we just got a damn Walmart like 2 years ago and that was like a damn major event. I really hate it. On a side note I would sell my testicles to be able to go here.

@knobmonster: They already did. It's called a Fleshlight.

@Wierdwolf

Nice race. However I'm not certain if the lack of driving aids is true. Notice the lack of any wheelspin sounds as he powers out. In a 397hp rwd car you would hear at the very least a faint amount without TCS enabled. Also notice the quick takeoff right after he hits the wall and spins. I'm not certain of the…