Challenge: This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post). If Deadspin releases an article dissing the Democratic ticket, then I will post a video of myself running naked across a tennis court.

“No, STOP!”

Unlike Sebastian Janikowski, who tells stories of snorting quarters.

Maybe not, but he started typing that tweet in August.

Drew Magary, Twitter Truther:

...imagine if the local newspapers reported on your mother’s Facebook posts...

The mention of “The 12s” is easily the most intolerable part of this saga

They’re more than capable of covering what’s going on in more than one sport. The reason they’re not covering the Pirates getting robbed is that nobody is covering the Pirates getting robbed. Seriously, I have been looking since reading your comment and I haven’t found a single recap that hints at controversy.

Oh well, probably everyone here is a bunch of fucking Cubs and Cardinals fans

It’s a story as old as time. Really.

Tom Brady: Even Bigger Piece of Shit Than Anyone Suspected

I think comparing things to the GOP has become the new Godwin’s Law

You sound like a moron.

For more on this, let’s go to Mark Brunell.

The funny thing about the “I know you are just making a joke on a blog post but I am something of a vast dispenser of self-proclaimed truth that I feel is necessary to point out in a serious and non-funny way” narrative is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

How can I send you $2 for this work of art?

“Jeff Tuell can’t help real teams”

James Harden: [clumsily elbows, shuffles, and sidesteps way through crowd]

“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4

Give him a break. His job is to set off fireworks when the Indians hit a home run. He probably didn’t even know what that button did.