You could have just told me that you were a huge pussy and left it at that.
Not paralyzed doesn’t really mean “alright” yet.
Wrong on all accounts. This was a punt return, so there’s no possible chance any kind of wedge was involved. Eric Legrand’s injury came while making a tackle on a kick return, in which he dropped his head. It had nothing to do with a wedge.
(ChozoRuins made a similar comment that was posted before mine.)
I must be the only person alive that wants to see Tebow play in the NFL again. And I’m an eagles fan. AND I hated Tebow in college.
Chip Kelly hates Christians.
Fuck you. A 16YO kid died, not funny asshole.
seriously you fucking schmuck? a teenager dies and you’re cracking jokes?
Maybe leave comedy to those with talent.
Fuck.
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Even if this is just okay by Deadspin standards, I’m happy to see it back again! These make my Saturdays at work tolerable.
Nice grammar and spelling. You must be Dominican.
A couple thoughts.
I took it as a slur against gingers.
That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.