“the Gladiator... Probably the best looking truck of the last 15 years.”

So the car’s a Crack Pipe however much it sold for, amirite?

You can pretty much stuff that much coke in the new BMWs 4 series nostrils.

“You see! The unarmed protestors are not afraid even with our battle-proven armored vehicles! How brazen! We need something more intimidating. Can we get some surplus M1A1 Main Battle tanks included as part of the next year’s budget, chief? I heard that tactic worked real well in China in the 80s LOL”

I’m at work pissed off and came here for exactly the chuckle you just provided. Thanks man.

It’s a fucking silhouette.

She looks good in this dimly lit bar.

Luckily there is no possible way for this feature to be abused.

Dammit, stop talking - the people on this forum are outraged, and you’re outrage-blocking them with your stupid common sense talk about how businesses operate in the real world.

That’s not how it works. Hertz doesn’t make billions in profit, they make billions in revenue before any costs are considered. Hertz had $9.78B in revenue last year, so around $815MM per month (assuming every month generates the same revenue, which is not totally accurate, but close enough for our purposes).

A couple of things:

Slideshow is garbage. If this is permanent, it will be the death of this site.

If you aren’t buying a 4Runner, you are doing it wrong.

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

Harbor Freight: You may lose some fingers, but at least it doesn’t cost you and arm and a leg.

To be fair, you should never trust your life to any hydraulic floor jack, Harbor Freight or otherwise.

As someone who has delivered for them in the past, I can guarantee they wasted nobody’s time.

Nope, that’s not how insurance works. The loss experience across the industry is what determines the rate. Number of seats isn’t even in the equation.

<runs out to buy one now>  I’ll store this in my garage up on stands for 20 years then sell it for a huge profit since it’s a special edition - Boomer in training