Seriously, you should change your name to EL-OBTUSO

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

I’d have cold feet too if I had to play for the Raiders.

That's why we are Motorsports engineers and not landscapers. If it's brown and smells like crap, afiak its crap.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

So which sword did you have?

Why would you board early when you can be the last person on the plane?  I have no desire to spend more time in a flying coffin than is necessary.

I’ve never understood the importance of boarding early. Sure, I can see some fringe times where it could make a difference, but in general I have never seen a need. Everyone lines up and stands around waiting for their group to be called just to get to their seat and sit there a little faster. Maybe it’s because I…

Appealing? No.

Uhh, one is 48% greater, the other is 14% greater.  Marginal?  One is likely a 2nd car, the other two are work vehicles, annual mileage is also a little different.

The issue is that he’s advertising his shoes without paying Ferrari for a license to the rights to use their trademark. This is what de-values the Ferrari brand. If advertisers that do pay Ferrari for the rights to use the Ferrari trademark see that Philip Plein used the Ferrari brand and did it for free, then they…

How to get the cheapest car possible. Guaranteed. Go to cars.com, type in the car and options you want, sort cheapest first, buy a $100 one way flight to said destination, drive home in new the car. Done.

981 has proven to be very reliable, even with struts it will out handle the Miata all day long, it’s bigger which also means roomier inside with a lot more storage than the Miata. The values are not bad once the initial hit has taken place, and while it is more expensive to own over the course of several years, you…

I currently own a 2016 FR-S and have owned a few different cars such as a 2015 WRX, Fiesta ST, BMW e30, BMW e36, BMW e46, 240sx, NA Miata, and I will say the 86 will stand up to any of those. The 86 is not a rocket in a straight line, but consider that it does have roughly the same specs as an e30 M3, 2700lbs and…

Chevy ignored the oldsters until they got to the rear of the car. Then they said, “Ah, throw the old codgers a bone.”

This is almost certainly the best take here. I’m a young Gen-Xer and this is the first Corvette that I’m attracted to in *years*. No, that’s not quite right. The first in *decades*.

“‘No more chrome’ she says? I’ll show them....I’ll show them ALL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” *sketches furiously*

Thats ok. All the boomers are going to get tacky aftermarket chrome wheels anyway.

Well Nissan needs to stop selling cars from 2010 to have sort of chance.