Bro, have you ever been to a Whole Foods on Saturday?

Did you mean the Yarn Barn?

Really, a factory installed “off road” trim just sounds like a great way to get some people in trouble they’re not prepared to get out of.

I guess you dont shop for Wranglers. The models with the big tires and lights sell for big bucks

I was surprised to see that the Outback I once owned had a sump guard.

“which was just a Legacy with some plastic cladded and a bit more ground clearance.”

AND crocodile Dundee. 

Pour one out for the Celica Supra too.

They are addressing that with... heavier tires and more aerodynamic drag. Work’s over; let’s go get a drink, boys.

NEVER MIND, I’LL TEXT YOU WHILE I’M DRIVING.

What? I can’t hear you over my off-road tires’ rumble.

Right?

I’m old enough to remember when the Outback was a Legacy Outback, which was just a Legacy with some plastic cladded and a bit more ground clearance. I guess it worked once, why not try it again.

Here’s the thing.  Big tires?  roof racks?  slight lift?  These are the things that are easily and cheaply solved in the aftermarket.  You know what these models NEED and can’t be provided by the aftermarket?  Transmissions that don’t pull power, overheat and die after 50,000 miles when used off-road.

“We’re hoping that the Wilderness edition...”

The new Subaru models, which are set to launch along with the 2022 Outback, will sport off-road upgrades like higher ground clearance and off-road tires straight from the dealer.

In early 2009, the woman who is now my wife wanted a new Mustang, and liked the ‘08 Bullitt. After a bit of searching, we found a leftover new one listed at Randall Reed’s Planet Ford in Spring, Texas. She called and confirmed they still had the car and it was available before we drove over there.

We drove up in my ‘99…

Well I bought my car November 30th. First payment due January 14th, as of January 10th, the bank still had not received the paperwork. There is ZERO excuse for that kind of delay, had I not been on their ass like crazy I would have been put in a position of not being able to make my payment on the due which damages me…

I had a dealer try the hide-the-keys trick. I made it a point to park with line of sight to where the sales person was, so I could see exactly where my keys were at all times. Before giving them the keys, I made it very clear that I wanted my keys back as soon as they were done checking the VIN and the miles. I…

Eh, most gun owners are pretty level headed*. Even if you were justified in shooting someone who had “kidnapped” you, you’re still gonna be wrapped up in court about it forever.