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MikeLiutsOldGoalieGloves
mikeliutsoldgoaliegloves

There’s no F in way.

Wfay.

Huh. Maybe you shouldn’t drive around with your fog lights on all the time.

+1 for the pit crew on a deserted mountain road.

Can confirm.

I would also wager good money that he took that box home with him.

Cooked with their own #NotAFlameThrower.

2004 - 2008 Acura TL.  Preferably the Type S.  Also preferable with a working CD player.

Uh, wrong. Wing mirrors do have issues:- They create aerodynamic drag, lowering mileage- They block walking space between parked cars- They get moved or even broken by people walking between cars- They ice up, obstructing view- The window between the mirror and the driver ices up, obstructing the view

That sounds awesome.

The want for that Pac Man jacket is strong.

“You do you” in this case, is a great way to figure out who’s a fuckwit.

Blacked out taillights typically announce the arrival departure of the coolest guy at the party

Plus, a safe car does not mean an easily reparable car.

Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?

“Not at all. They could be carried.” 

I don’t want to hear anything about self-driving cars that does not include ‘testing’ and/or ‘closed roads’ for the next ten years.

If we don’t get a wolf whistle from those first two pictures, I’m going to be disappointed.

Is it just me or does it seem like the play is to throw a pesticide grenade in at dusk (presuming they’re all in the nest and tired), close the door and come back the next day?

“You’ve got two empty ‘alves of coconuts and you’re bangin’ ‘em together!”