I make it a point to pass slowly and closely to their car and give them the stink eye whilst I do it.

I thought for sure he was going to introduce us to the Fuel-Shaq.

If you’re not doing the speed limit when you get to the bottom of the on ramp, you’re doing it wrong (or stuck in traffic).

I’m going to go with people who merger IMMEDIATELY as the two lanes touch.

I would wager that this guy had no idea why the cop was pulling him over and was back in the left lane five minutes later.

Ants. You forgot ants.

Marc Rzepczynski

Those old tractors didn’t have neutral safety switches, so extra care is necessary.

All of the slots on the screws of any outlet/light switch cover in my house are vertical.

Mediocrestitions?

I’ll take a lost cart into the store on my way in.

I do a sign of the cross if an ambulance passes me.

I grew up with a 1941 Farmall A. I ALWAYS fiddled with the shifter to be sure it was in neutral before I hand-cranked it.

Are you trollin’? Because that is just wrong.

Start at 3:40 and take a drink every time he says ‘supervisor’.

4DR PCAR (four door Porsche Parts Car)

A Jeep owner once told me they are a great third car.

“You’re a looney.”

Am I the only one who thinks $.50/page for copies is outrageous?

Came for this, leaving satisfied.