“Yeah, but then he got to sit down, maybe grab a little 3rd dinner, and chill for the rest of the game. And he didn’t have to run anymore. Who’s laughing now?”

I’ll forgive you considering knowing that we’re stuck with Melo for 3 more years at $85 million dollars. Makes all of us cranky.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Have to give Jacob his props for time traveling back in time to draft Curry before he even bought the team.

It’d be nice for them to win another championship in Oakland. Before they pull the ultimate tech-bro douchebag dick kick and more the team to San Francisco.

“Wow, maybe James Dolan isn’t so bad after all!”

Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.

I just wanted to share that I just received an email from Davis Smith (i.e. Cotopaxi’s CEO, from this story). He explained a lot of the things that I was confused about and I wanted to make sure his perspective got heard. The following is shared with his permission:

Will be great seeing Samuel Eto’o in a United jersey.

Also, poor handsome Juan Mata. He can’t catch a break.

U35, smdh

Can’t wait for the vaunted U29 youth movement at United under Mourinho.

Warning: the following take is hot; very hot.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

This just in: Bran is a giant dick through time and space.

Not the first fuckup involving bad owners and MSG.

Unless he’s as gloriously deranged as this guy:

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

At my wife’s work (an IBank) they have their IT department send phishing style e-mail to employees as part of their security apparatus. If an employees handles the email in any manner, other than deleting it or reporting it as spam, they have to sit through anti-phishing training. I always think to myself, “who the fk…

Hello, I am Nigerian Director of Basketball Scouting. We have 7 foot center who averages 8 blocks a game and shoots 45% from 3 pt range. Please send us your Milwaukee Bucks roster and bank account numbers to verify compatibility of financial systems.