Hey, man, give it some time. Chip has to figure out what race he is before he can make that decision.

Never 7orgot!

I don’t know what Chip Kelly is doing at that cemetary with an erection at 11 and I don’t want to know.

RIP Kaep

Giants fan here too. So, we fired the hall-of-fame coach, because we’ve done kinda shitty last couple seasons, to bring back literally the same front office and coaching staff...minus the aforementioned hall-of-fame coach, and instead giving the role to some doofus who kept using andre williams.

Nope. Won’t happen.

Well, if it falls through in New York, it’ll be McAdoo about nothing.

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

I’ll love this team until the day I die, but I swear to God the Ryan brothers are headed for a wife swap, only to realize Ed Reed has had both women multiple times.

As a Giants fan and someone who can tell time, and also knows that Shane Vereen exists, I have one sentiment about this promotion:

Giants offensive lineman Geoff Schwartz seems happy about something ...

Please give the Bills Hard Knocks. Imagine the tailgating for training camp practices.

Goodell: I think this is going to be one of the great complexes in the world, perhaps even rivaling my God complex.

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

Is this, like, a soccer approach? Do Russian hockey teams do this? Or is he just Donald Trumping an NBA team? (Trying to be fair here).

This. Test is cake if you played FIFA or Football Manager

Dude! I was going to watch Sixth Sense for the very first time tonight. Thanks a lot.

+1 sale into white slavery.

Don’t worry about karma, guys. This guy wrecked his car shortly after the picture was taken due to the extensive spoilers written on the front windshield.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.