Ben McAdoo looks like every asshole new boyfriend your mom started dating after divorcing your dad.

Weekend Coach lets me stay up until midnight!

Two Christmases!

Coughlin waking right by Mara was the cleanest pass the Giants have had all season.

Aww it’s not your fault Eli. It’s just that Coughlin and Mara don’t love each other anymore. But that doesn’t mean they both don’t still love you.

O ye of little faith...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

Somewhere in Bank of American stadium, a janitor with the name “Even” on his uniform is smiling...

I’m going to need a full explanation as to why Matta wasn’t shouting “Naismith!”

Certainly nice, but it is rather disappointing when a drive by a Real Madrid player doesn’t exceed 124 mph.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

When offered a severance package of a hot meal and a new pair of socks, Tomsula wept with gratitude.

I was expecting Buckner to let the ball go between his legs, not pick it up and make the play.

That’s not a turtleneck, it’s very thin skin.

Jokes on him, I’m sitting on the couch with my hog hangin out

The bigger joke is “productition.”

That’s Hardy Harbaugh, formerly known as The Family Secret.

Just a word of warning to everyone: I’m with Jason and Dante over at the Floating Rib, and they’ve changed all the tvs to General Hospital reruns. Damn it, Sparty!

I forgot how ridiculous some of the pokemon names were and I cannot stop laughing at “Wigglytuff.” Thank you, Kyle.

presumably teaching his players proper roulette techniques and letting them know that yes, they almost certainly will never feature for the first team but hey, the better you play down here the quicker you can get that move to some other La Liga club.