@dwightsantos: You might be more attractive if you weren't so condescending about the choices other people make.

@Lt_gunner: You just gotta hit them in the head. Bows have a serious advantage over pretty much every other projectile weapon in that it's much easier to make an arrow than a bullet cartridge.

@HowIsYourFlat: Why not? She didn't get it for you, she got it because she wanted it.

@AureateFlux: That's why it's important to plan ahead. You can get a magazine extension tube for most shotguns to increase the amount of shells it can hold, and with practice, vastly decrease your reload times. You can also get a shotgun choke to reduce spread and increase accuracy. It has the downside of making a…

@Eternal: That's why mods for games are awesome. I don't know if L4D has many user mods (I know there are user maps) but I do play a lot of other games that have great mod support. Like Fallout 3, and lately, Fallout: New Vegas. I got a mod that actually makes ammo weigh quite a bit, with the trade-off that it…

@Kaoshammer50: No, no, no! Flamethrowers are terrible. Then you just have flaming zombies to deal with! It takes a long time to completely destroy a human body with fire, and considering zombies feel no pain in almost every setting, you would just have twice the problems. Besides, flamethrowers are large, unwieldy,…

You know that quote about how one lost life is a tragedy, but a million lives is a statistic? I think this really illustrates that very well. I know, rationally, that the loss of all this is nothing compared to the loss of those 20 people, but I can't see those people. This is a collection that was obviously a labor…

Well now he's Electric/Steel, which just fucks up his strengths and weaknesses. Sure, he's more resistant to some things, but Ground is 4x as effective now!

Idiot! That's what the Pay 'n' Sprays are for, so you don't get caught.

I saw the GameInformer piece The Sounds of Skyrim, and they talked about von Sydow. I'm really excited to see his work in the game, as he has a great voice, and the interview with the audio director said von Sydow was really into it, getting into character and learning everything to sound like a native to another…

I don't see how this game will be unsuccessful, unless it plays like shit. The concept is fairly novel, but Rockstar is known for making solid, fun games, that always attract a lot of attention. Considering I know many RPG players who have always wished for a game that could let you talk your way through instead of…

@Sparkie: Your girlfriend is buying you video game related fruit? That's true love, right there.

@MarioCheated: Haha, that's great. Not exactly topical, aside from being about bananas, but still funny.

Holy shit, the politician doesn't want to blame politics? Record breaking news, that.

@Scottaholic: Nëëds mörë ümläüts!

@TheVultureofCulture: I like that "Yes" is the only option.

@DirkPower: It doesn't bother me. Some are terrible, but some are genuinely funny and just weren't popular enough to win the vote, or even get nominated.

@Nick Edge: Ha! I didn't notice that. Nice catch.

@zajakkal: I get the urge to buy games constantly when I see deals like that. I have to remind myself that "Just 5 bucks!" dozens of times really adds up, and that I can't eat a game.

@Patches: Rooster Teeth Comics were never supposed to be a gaming comic; they are literally comics about Rooster Teeth and what they are doing. Since the RT guys are heavily involved in video gaming as part of their jobs, it crops up a lot, but you also get stuff like this week, where they just made fun of Geoff…