@Stuffgamer1: True, but that's just for players, the majority of which are right-handed. I get that. There's no good reason why someone going through the effort to fully create a costume can't just wave a sword around in their left hand for a day.

@w3rthlesspe0n: I suppose you don't have to, but I always do. I'm not going to eat anything that's just been sitting out on a shelf where anyone could have gotten their greasy palms on it without first washing it. Bananas are great because you peel them, so you don't eat the outside. No germ worry.

@squall987: They've already stated that the 3DS will be region locked, sadly. It's possible that could change before release, but unlikely.

That first link is broken.

@Keyelite: Oddly enough, I almost bought grapes today while I was shopping, but decided it wasn't convenient enough as a snack, because you have to wash them. I chose bananas, instead.

@ranford: That's my point; he might be in a prison, but it's not going to be a maximum security prison where you are in a 5 x 5 cell with nothing but a shitty mattress. Low security prisons for white collar crimes are like motels you just can't leave. It's hard for people who are used to the life of luxury, maybe,…

I'll be honest, my favorite part was that the Links were left handed. It was all really well done, but I've seen some great cosplayers that managed to overlook that rather obvious detail.

"Grand Theft AUto Iv"

@WittyUserName: Eh, he's in for tax evasion. That isn't exactly hard time. It's a white collar crime.

@dickfreckle: Hey, I have met some reasonably intelligent paints in my life. At least, the words they whispered made sense to me. Everyone else seemed to disagree for some reason. Odd.

@shkm: Heh, thanks. I can be eloquent when necessary, but sometimes you just need to get the point across.

I love dramatic readings of stupid things. I'm always vaguely depressed that the stupid people exist in the first place, but am cheered up by knowing there are enough skilled and intelligent people out there to make fun of them.

@JPS: That's all I was thinking about, too.

I really do hate when people try to blame outside sources for creating mentally unstable individuals. As though the presence of a video game, or book, or certain type of music will irrevocably mutate anyone that comes in contact with it into an unstoppable killing machine.

@Teran: You would think it would be more obvious to people that we don't need to know why things work to know that they work. Relatively few people can explain the exact biological processes that take place in the body to transform an apple into usable nutrients and energy to keep moving, but everyone understands…

This is brilliantly done. I'm honestly amazed that no one thought of doing this before now. It seems so obvious in retrospect. After all, real rock shows have been throwing in pyrotechnics for ages.

@Einbrecher: Not exactly easily, but it's definitely possible. I just don't know how easy it would be to adapt this rig to do that. I'm pretty sure you would need 5 different fuel tanks each with the appropriate chemicals added, which would significantly increase the cost of building the entire thing.

@pyriccrash: That's exactly what I was reminded of. Both are very awesome.

@MegaClank: It's for practicing free throws, so the ball comes back to you.

Wait, Wesley Snipes is in jail? Man, I know I don't follow celebrity news, but I'd think that would have been pretty notable outside of just gossip magazines. I'm surprised I didn't hear anything about it.