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“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

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Thanks to the indivisible 49 protesters who have protested outside his office every Tuesday for the last 50+ weeks. Here is a time lapse video of what a typically tuesday looks like.

I like to watch this and imagine Ted saying “Boop”.

True. I mean, that still means that 2 Supreme Court Justices and Neil Gorsuch all thought that someone saying they voted to murder this man because he’s an n-word isn’t racist. In this Year 2018 of the Common Era. I still say we should replace humanity with manatees.

What the hell is pop? Where I am from we call it Carbev, short for carbonated beverage.

I’m more interested to know if it will throw a CEL with loosening the cap.

I genuinely have no sense of what his ceiling is

I don’t understand why everyone is so critical of the TB12 clinic. If this guy’s methods aren’t scientifically sound, then can someone please explain to me how the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals?

Counterpoint: No.

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Honestly, as a Patriots fan, I’m kind of looking forward to it too. There’s an annoying, gross element of this fanbase that I increasingly can’t stand, and the only chance for it to ever be purged is a sustained period of mediocrity. I’ve already enjoyed more Super Bowl victories that fans of most other teams will

Is it better than that movie about the 300 male strippers?

So what? Plenty of Poles end with a ‘ski.

(Hint: I’m Canadian, and ineligible to vote. I can recommend a salve.)

I’m most impressed by the 4 kids with 5 women statistic.

It seems ironic to call Lebron a pussy while essentially stating that the defenders aren’t strong enough to defend him without fouling. If you don’t want to get “forearmed into the next quarter” then feel free to move your feet and have legal defensive position.

Kevin Durant is now a douche asshole and Lebron is getting screwed over by the refs.

Ah, very good, we've finally reached the point in this story's development where we all shake our heads because the collective "they" overreacted to a single game's worth of video and deemed her a she-devil in spite of absolutely no previous record of dirty play, and now we're all going to swing to the other side of