Haven’t laugh-groaned like that in a while, thanks for that!

For your offspring to be batman, that means that you would have to... well nevermind, you’ll find out.

I’m thinking mostly option #2. I got half way through the story and that’s the first place my mind went. If the hoax gets reported and debunked, it cleans up the rest of him in the public eye

Just wanted to leave this here

Yeah, but I think OP was talking more about how the software identifies a hazard like that specifically. I feel like the sw was designed to identify stuff up out of the ground, but maybe not when the ground drops away. Does autopilot swerve around potholes already?

Also sounds like he was operating outside his official capacity

Somewhere around the middle of the second paragraph I started picturing Austin Powers talking slang with his dad

Dude says it was a last minute costume... which means he has a full nazi uniform sitting around at all times...

Honestly, I saw Mayfield looking for more running room and realizing too late he was gonna get blown up. I feel like dude was already launched by the time Mayfield slid. Still can’t lead with the helmet like that though

He has to be trolling with the insurance line right?

yes!

Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is that

The part of me that was raised to never sit on my ass while someone else is cleaning gets itchy, hence the stacking, helpful or not

I’m not saying I disagree with what people are saying above about being a responsible pet owner, but gotdamn I was not expecting all the negativity, thanks for the correct comment

Not to overreach with a comparison But X needed King and vice versa

Meant to respond to another post

She already did:

Honestly though, chart making 101, dont make a slice the opposing team color

You don’t have to give up on him, but I promise everyone here has

Yeah that’s honestly been the truth ever since we stepped through the looking glass and it became worse to call someone racist than it was for them to be racist in the first place