Good to see Smarmy Basketblogger getting his second 15 minutes of fame after leading the 2011 Lacrosse All-Name Team.

*blinks*

Yeah I liked that Bill Simmons column too.

No, really- the NFL cares about head injuries and its players!

That was the fatal flaw of their three step plan.

Honestly, whoever cut this and approved it at ESPN deserves the first plaudits that company has earned years.

Carolina is 7-1

Aussies don’t drink Fosters

Are you like this in real life or only on the Internet?

Your comment is butt.

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

You're right but this article is particularly aggravating to me. There's enough actual instances of men behaving badly towards women that it doesn't need to be coaxed out of a situation in which police were called and ultimately did nothing.

“Well now it’s wasted! You’re still fucking alive!”

I want to punch you in the mouth for this joke, then I want to kiss it and make it better.

This sentence took me longer to process than I’d like to admit.

Yep

I don’t even like these people and I love this league.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

“Texas Football” is acquiring the same status as “Florida Man.”