39. Quina

I'm not saying that this is wrong. I'm saying I think it could be better. The joke itself is far less interesting than an explanation to the list.

I get the joke. I just think an actually explained list would be much more liked as, you know, an article than what you've got here.

I'm pretty sure more people would actually like these lists if you DID explain them a little better, like for instance saying under what criteria they are ranked to begin with.

It's mentioned several times in the article.

Australians don't hump...

Surely you should only be selling people on Etsy?? I, at least, consider myself home-made and unique (and maybe a little vintage).

It looks like after the apocalypse, we'll all have a lot more time to accessorize.

He has the weirdest boner.

As a Clash fan (my ringtone is Should I Stay or Should I Go), the only song that came into my head was the one intended.

You're gorgeous! God forbid women actually like their bodies. We can't have that, can we?!

I'm continually disturbed that many people can't grasp that some people don't mind being "overweight" and can be perfectly happy and healthy. It doesn't hurt anyone, so why should it matter?

I eat healthy. I exercise. My doctor says I'm healthy. I'm healthy, therefore, I am a healthy size. Suck it.

Which is funny, because to everyone else your responses are incredibly typical. And boring. Troll harder.

I don't care if you're a woman or a man. Either way, you're an asshole. Being skinny won't make you a good person.

Thanks, I made the dress myself.

Denise approves.

Yeah, its not that I wouldn't mind wanting to have more sex, but its frustrating that men seem to be the ones who get to define what constitute "normal" sex or "enough" sex (of course, I realize that lots of women have super high libidios—but since this article spoke in generalities, I am, too!).

Instead of making a pill to increase women's libido, why not create one to DECREASE men's? Why is female low sex drive blamed for what could equally be perceived as a male problem—too much of a sex drive?