Why does a biography about a living person that cooperates require a bibliography? Unless you meant autobiography.

Well, caffeinated beverages in and of themselves does not make you dehydrate but the diuretic properties of caffeine can make you dehydrate as you urinate more and therefore lose more bodily fluids.

"It's sounds like something out of Star Trek, but this technology is right around the corner.

We prefer "big ol' boy" for the record.

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A love child of Carrey and Reynolds would be so full of funny he would implode. Can you imagine the physical comedy of Carrey combined with the perfect deadpan/sarcastic remarks Reynolds nails so well? Its the comedy version of dividing by zero.

I think basement baseball is a fairly common home rules game. We played with a stressball and no bats(you swung your arm and kinda slapped the ball) and distance dictated bases reached (like wiffle ball) but the other players could catch the ball one handed for an out, two handed catch to "stop" the runner(a double…

I need more TOS seasons. I really want to watch the entirety of the franchise from the beginning of TOS to the end of Enterprise.

I'd love to see a fork-lift lift a crate of forks. It'd be so damn literal.

Well if it is a 7 foot diameter sphere that equals out to 2572 feet of volume inside the capsule. With the seats and restraints attached to the interior walls, six people should fit in it.

God(as James Mason): Noah, stop what you are doing and build me an ark.

because Giz lets you change really easily and it was initially to protest the redesign. I saw the Penny Arcade comic about the gawker redesign and found the line extremely funny so I appended it to my name. its off now.

You take the Eris shot back damnit!!!!

mikehart526, mikehart, or mkehrt have been my handle since i was a kid on aol. my parents set it up and while they used first initial middle initial last name without spaces mine(mchart) was taken so they tried mikehart which was taken too before settling on mikehart526(may 26th - bday). now i prefer mikehart most…

has Shattner actually admitted he smokes? if so that will automatically decide the picard/kirk argument right there. Unless Stewart smokes too. then it starts at the beginning again.

well if he smoked pot within six months or maybe longer depending on his consumption amounts it would still be in his hair.

Leaking power steering lines I actually discovered this past weekend while preparing to change my oil. I removed the bottom splash guard and noticed what i thought was oil at the time on it so I traced it up to the reservoir. The lid on the reservoir said ATF only so I assumed it was my transmission fluid and it was…

not LSD but Amanita muscaria is psychoactive.

I'm that guy making up for you. I go through between 2-3 44oz diet mountain dews in a day. maybe a bit more on weekends when i'm smoking and cotton mouth becomes a problem. This is on top of about 2 gallons of milk a week, 12-18 beers a week, and 40 oz of coffee every day at work. Yes, I drink a ton of fluids and…

This is why I love my 2000 528i. It has just enough computers for fuel injection, starter, warning lights, and other stuff that actually benefits from it but its not bogged down with it. I can still pop it up on jacks and crawl around the engine compartment with a metric socket and wrench set for repairs and…