@Mat Dubord: I'll just leave this here

Yes but what about the vibrating guillotine that keeps the heads nice and straight for an even closer cut?

@valkilmerisawful: Good pun. I like it. I'd certainly tell one of my kids to put the phone away but if they refused I wouldn't be able to do much except take the phone which unless I'm seated next to him would be difficult as I would not be able to remove my seat belt. God help him if he does ignore me though.

@valkilmerisawful: There is a huge difference from social parenting(ie being sent to the principal's office) and striking a minor. If I ever saw some stranger strike one of my children he better be one big ass motherfucker or he'll get his ass kicked.

@VPrime: Lol I'll have to give my mom that one. She likes to put jokes like that into her announcements. Like: "Ladies and Gentlemen as we begin to push back from the gate we ask that you please turn off and stow all electronic devices listed in the back of your SWA magazine. This is for your safety and all of…

@iphone_myphone: True but I was referring to the color scheme and look of the tray table. Not too many airlines I'm aware of that use that shade of blue and it looks like a 737 and Southwest is the largest 737 operator in the world.

@danzor!: Only one so far. My pride.

Straight razor wielded by a licensed and certified stylist FTW. My wife went to school to be a stylist and learned to use a straight razor, strop and warm cream applied with a brush. Best shave ever. Unfortunately I only get it once a week cause she likes the chinstrap look so she only has to maintain the lines and…

@ddmeightball: But I thought Google didn't allow market access if you didn't have standard features like a camera

@mikehart526: damn image fail... Go here and type in Thrill Kill

@BrknPheonix: They actually have AO rated games? I thought there weren't any actually on the books cause the developers always change them to hit M. Also, I intend to get my 8 year old a 3DS and allow him to play specific M rated games like COD and Halo but not GTA IV.

@MrFluffyThing: Couldn't find a picture but there is also the child eating Walt Disney spiderbot from Robot Chicken down there.

Personally I'm a big fan of parks that offer singles' lines at the rides. Its handy for when you don't have any kids that can't be left unsupervised. Even as a group you can go through and while you won't all ride together you'll be able able to get a better rpd(rides per day) ratio. But I'm that weird guy that…

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@jongabriel92: Really? It is never OK for an adult to strike a kid that's not theirs. If I ever saw someone strike one of my sons he better be prepared to get struck himself.

I'll be impressed when it shoots a Vegas Bomb to me. Beer is for wimps.

A tablet with a slide out qwerty intrigues me...

@mricyfire: By your logic how can we know it even orbits the sun? If it wasn't discovered until 1930 and it hasn't completed an orbit how do we know its not just passing through? If your going to claim to be a realist think through your philosophy. By definition a realist accepts things for the way they are and if…

@AgentRockstar: That was wayyyy to well thought out.

@danzor!: That depends. How drunk am I?