mikegreggs
MIKEGREGGS
mikegreggs

Head’s “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” NEVER fails to slay me.

He had me at fugazi.

What we really need is more Vincent Price Specials.

Thank you Dan Rather, circa September 1986.

Look at Rambo over here.

Here we have President Diaper, a fussy young infant who rarely sleeps through the night uninterrupted—and is known

Reading this makes me happy that I stopped watching this series a couple of seasons ago 👍👍👍

Who benefited from the call? The Patriots.

Everything you say here is right, of course, but I really am having a hard time feeling bad for Vontaze Burfict. He is SUCH a piece of shit, and he instigates so much. Look, if I spit at someone’s face in a bar, and then I get punched the fuck out, am I at fault? This isn’t “oh she was dressing provocatively she

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

“You smell like a finger that’s been in an asshole for two hours.”

Really had no idea just how much I missed this show.

Will Forte screaming about his asshole had me wheezing.