perfect for saying “derp”

a part that runs to a bald spot is just wrong

He’s sort of sweaty.

Welcome to the NFL Amari... need some brass knuckles?

Where in the rulebook does it say you can’t have brass knuckles again?

Schrodinger’s cat used the litter box.

Look! It’s the God Particle!

“I want sweets!!”

Looks.... it’s that guy from Cypress Hill... Insane in the membrane...

Coors Lights are so watery...it’s like water that some real beer drinker farted in. I agree about PBR, vastly underrated swill.

I like the Yuengling Light too, 75% of the taste, half the bloating, what sucks is Yuengling in cans...tastes like period water.

Ref’s a little slow on the flag? I guess he was agog.

You’d think football = guns

If you fart but can’t feel it, do you still have to pay the tax?

sounds like a leper fart

Can he still come, or is it just like some kind of pissy, stringy discharge?

I just hope Brownie writes a few paragraphs...

will this be his coffin face too?

Beooooo! I wave my terrible underpants at you.

what’s wrong with that?