"Hey Scalia, nice out."

I didn’t know whether to race or create feng shui...

I love trolling trolls. Sometimes they don’t notice what you’re doing for way too long... I know you shouldn’t feed them, but feeding them shit is so fun I can’t stop myself.

Depends Louie, look into them…. loved that whole sequence and the drama and suspense… It's like he has a time bomb strapped to him, and it's down to the last seconds, his poor girls are soon to be orphaned as the explosion nears. Away girls! Save yourselves!

So when they say “finish him” it could get confusing.

"They call it the poop hole loop hole."

should have went with the mixed doubles

I hate my spouse so much for using Kleenex in bed and then not throwing them away because lazy. I just hate her anyway, so no biggy.

dickless-a-thon?

Awww! I had my mouth all set for her to go away so Root can quit all the pining….really distracting.

Chewbacca, Chewbacca, Chewbacca, spit

They should have went with Jenna Maroney from the sounds of it…

More Decay

C'mere Janny!

I want to put that prork lube in them smelly beans.

"Bring it on down, to Poop Town!"

Leslie looked huge, she's big, no question, but she's only 6'. Kevin is 5'4" but he seemed extremely dwarfed. Was that the best acting of the night?

It was much more loaded than that, keep going…

Wow, Kevin Hart is really short.

Rodgers and Hammers who?