when she said that having been married and divorced thrice made her a "great judge of character" my irony detector burst

If I recall correctly, Jon did say something about Dale's fake idol not looking real whenever he first showed it to him. There is an extremely fuzzy edit going on this season as production appears to be playing a long game in fooling everybody. I'm fine with that, nothing's worse than utterly predictable spoon-fed…

I'm surprised that he's at least going to make the jury. He gets a little "emotionable" and doesn't think things through very well, like saying Jeremy had an idol for instance, so I'll be surprised if he somehow makes it to the end. The big question to me is whether or not he'll get voted out with the idol in his…

That was some pretty good bamboozling there Dale. Even if it didn't work Jon still appeared to buy it.

She's a pushy delusional asshole.

it was the best of poops it was the worst of poops

If Link is one of those high handling, low top speed dinks, I'ma be pi-isssed.

Did they mention before that Carrie's crazy?

"Now I know why my poops are all bent!"

I'm giving it a G, not for Genius, but for Goddam.

Just the tip?

5. with floaties

Where's how not to be a fly in someone's asshole?

Except he has. Give him another few years and he'll have Tony dead again…

Plus Chase has previously all but said that Tony is dead, all the signs were there etc…

Can we agree on Johnny Hooplehead being a thing?

Well sure with one of those handles...

looks like soft serve

"And they couldn't prevent Jack from feeling happy."