"I shertainly she noshing wrong with shit."

Melissa's wire act was pretty awesome, whomp whomp!

Nice stunts, particularly enjoyed Britta's aerial assault on the bubble.

"I'm a-Luigi, number one!"

Cross the plate, cross yourself at the plate, don't get it over the plate, corner the plate market, George Will George Will Omaha George Will!

"Queeck, les swap shoe-zay!"

Bradshaw skidmarks

"I-caw!"

You do a disservice to all the things Alabama and Mississippi have done to mend fences, like the Morbidly Obese Olympics for instance...

da balls...

Momp and Meep Meep Meep

I don't think they can kill that cockroach. He'll only drink the Raid! I sense some sort of liver transplant scheme for him so he can start ruining another one. Where would the show be without Frank?

Why didn't Frank just boof the Old Style like the wine? Spraying Pam down your throat? Really?

So does this mean he can now vote for Pete Rose?

I want sniffing poop Jake!

He was also saying it in his Christopher Walken voice right?

"so when I fart my dick gets hard..."

a man

a woman

"Yodel-lay hee douche!"