I want 50,000 pug babies!

pretty nice hate

Get that Eastern Oregon look off your face!

she could totally replace him

"But it's only wafffer thin!"

see the face?

"What's that smell?"

"Why do I love the smell?"

How about not using your car as a dining area and/or garbage disposal to begin with? Just a thought...

Dietary, scotch-soaked tobacco regurgitated by an albino llama smoke-

Travis Touched Down Here

"They say Lebron a thug, I show you a thug..."

love

I hope it was okay to laugh aloud that time I was sitting in a rest area stall and this guy came rushing in, hit another stall, scrabbled frantically to release belt and drop pants, and then plopped down on the seat just as a loud splashdown occurred... 'cause I did...

So funny... I hope DeNiro went all Jimmy the Gent on Jay-Y and axed Beyonde what the fuck she wanted when she walked up. So great to see King and Queen Narcisso put in their place.

I guess it was a given that he'd play a "shocking" full deck of flubby, misogly, gayphoby, racist, rapist cards with a nazi boob thrown in for kicks, but at least he didn't feature any Family Guy characters. McFartlane is a terrible person I guess, at least he's working on it, but his hosting wasn't as boring or bad…

next Taylor and Tyler need to leave

"Pika-chu, PiKAchu, pikapika chu" Translation: Yeah, Snap deserves an article.

Was being semi-jokey with this, but I'm thrilled to see that this spin off is so popular! I hope to see it on the Wii-U VC so I can buy and covet it. PIK-A-CHUUUUUU!!!!!!!