Get that Eastern Oregon look off your face!

"Well that solves that."

she could totally replace him

"But it's only wafffer thin!"

see the face?

"What's that smell?"

"Why do I love the smell?"

How about not using your car as a dining area and/or garbage disposal to begin with? Just a thought...

"Well I thought you were watching him!"

Looks like he should design a man mower while he's at it.

Dietary, scotch-soaked tobacco regurgitated by an albino llama smoke-

Travis Touched Down Here

"They say Lebron a thug, I show you a thug..."

Come to Ecuador, we can make bunk-beds like from the store, then we can be each other's attention whore.

"I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours."

love

I hope it was okay to laugh aloud that time I was sitting in a rest area stall and this guy came rushing in, hit another stall, scrabbled frantically to release belt and drop pants, and then plopped down on the seat just as a loud splashdown occurred... 'cause I did...

So funny... I hope DeNiro went all Jimmy the Gent on Jay-Y and axed Beyonde what the fuck she wanted when she walked up. So great to see King and Queen Narcisso put in their place.

I guess it was a given that he'd play a "shocking" full deck of flubby, misogly, gayphoby, racist, rapist cards with a nazi boob thrown in for kicks, but at least he didn't feature any Family Guy characters. McFartlane is a terrible person I guess, at least he's working on it, but his hosting wasn't as boring or bad…

I thought the Hound/Sansa scene was a little redundant, this ground was covered as effectively before although Tyrion telling him to go find a tree to piss on was pretty funny.