That’s a fair likelihood. But it is also a 100% fact that men who wear hats indoors (with some public buildings excepted) have never been taught any manners.

Sure it is. They’re testing two versions to see which perform better. Typically this is done with features, not microtransactions, but still.

This just proves that is the worst possible response.

I don’t just want the VR experience I want the complete package. I want my father to call me out the blue tell me to get into the VR machine and ignore me the entire time. Bonus points if he wears glasses and stares at the screen with his hands under his chin while watching.

Damned illegal aliens! Taking jobs from hard working Spider-Americans!

His mom and dad have ball chins, too. Duh.

try and explain why the clothes on your giant Chun-Li statue looks like someone tried to take them off and then hastily put them back on

Uhh... returning something that was likely never intended to be out in public to the person to whom it belongs? Is this a confusing concept for you?

i do appreciate the stuff they gave me.

Khemist49 did the right thing in returning the disc. Not sure why some people believe that he had made the wrong decision and that he should have leaked it instead. Other than hackers who might turn around and make unofficial ports of StarCraft on consoles and toasters at the expense of ruining a guy’s life, what…

One, you do realize corporations are made of actual people, correct? They aren’t always these monolithic machines people like you make them out to be. Two, nothing you said changes what I said.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, moocher.

The guy made the correct decision both morally and likely legally. Glad to see Blizzard chose to reward his decision so handsomely. That’s a hell of a nice package in the picture above and that alone would be more than enough. But to also get an all expenses trip to BlizzCon and the chance to hang out with some of…

Man, sometimes, well a lot of times, it really feels like Penny Arcade doesnt care anymore.

Casper, the REALLY friendly ghost.

I’m single too

I find it helpful to count the number of grains on a beach or stars in the sky, then add one or two hundred to that number. That gives you a nice, reliable estimate. Next, tear out your eyes and chant in tongues of the dead in hopes that the uncaring Blizzard algorithm god will accept your sacrifice and deign to give…

I can’t read Japanese, but I imagine this pretty much says:

- “Muscles”
- “Muscles Over Here
- “More Muscles Over There”
- “Put a Bigass Muscles Right Here”
- “Teeny-Tiny Bigass Muscle Right There”
- “Don’t Forget More Muscles on This Side”
- “Bone Shaped Muscles in Between the Regular Ones”
- “This Muscle Should Slightly…

Given the era of the car, it’s pretty clear that the cocaine that’s hidden in the car isn’t distributed evenly.