“The biggest challenge for us right now is that developers won’t crunch when they’re at home so we can’t count on overtime to meet the deadlines our project managers set. We are aware that it seems unrealistic to get people to work instead of sleep when they’re not under the iron fist of their employers at the office…

Now I want Obama and Biden to play a round.

Sure. I got the numbers and the acronym wrong. I apologize. Main point still stands.

Don’t forget the truckloads of HGH all those influencers eat for breakfast and how they starve their body down to 5% bodyfat - which is something even Chris Hemsworth hates doing for his roles.

It’s fucking bullshit.

This works because you’re going cold turkey on carbs. Sugar is like heroin to us. Once you’re off of it, you have more options available to feel sated.

You underestimate how much of a system seller the PS Plus Collection is. Sony is aiming for new PS owners - like me - not people who’ll buy the upgrade anyway - like you.

Yeah, I remember how Rambo 2 was a scathing criticism on the war in Afghanistan. How dare Mortal Kombat corrupt that shiny symbol of male sensitivity.

Unimportant and not famous actor here: If you’re in a scene, making eye contact with crew behind the camera pulls you out of it. Unfortunately, you need to sometimes look somewhere else other than your scene partner. So, it would make sense to either remind crew to not try to make eye contact with the actors or, if…

It’s still 2,149 + taxes.

It’s still 2,149 + taxes.

♪♫ The pandemic isn’t over just because you’re over it. ♬

So that’s why you never should skip legday. Impressive.
Also, Ryu, something is wrong with your tiny head.

Glad to see that people who look like douchebags turn out to actually be douchebags. Makes it so easy.

Agreed. My life is now worse knowing this person. Thank you, kotaku.

Unionize, unionize, unionize.

haha fuck you, Epic. Fortnite is not the Second Coming of Christ. That was in the 90s and was called “Goldeneye”.

Not if they don’t care if I read it.

Apple.

Look, either you want unfettered capitalism, then this is the way it goes, or you want a sustainable, social contract, then you need more oversight.

Your opinion alone, unfortunately, doesn’t matter. Neither does mine, by the way.

“Look at this liberal left-wing propaganda! This is a game where you shoot exclusively white people. This is the fantasy that Biden wants. This is the end of your America.” - Tucker Carlson, probably.

You need a reality check, my man. Go take that logic back to the 90s. Art influences people, games influence people. It doesn’t make you a murderer if you’re not already on your way, but by God does it influence young minds that are still developing. “It’s just a game” is just an easy way to abdicate responsibility.…

Jesus fucking Christ! How tone deaf do you have to be to roll out a name game that paints protests as a front for a terror organization? Which crackhead looked at the state of the world today and thought “yeah, this game will be just fine”?!

Fuck. The entire gaming industry needs a fucking reckoning. MeToo, BLM,…