“strangled in the cradle” is the perfect metaphor, because “both are bad” is a child’s argument. It’s literally what a toddler would say.

You kidding? Biden looks sharp as a tack.

Person woman man camera TV? These false equivalencies are garbage. Anyone who watched the two town halls earlier in the month knows which candidate has mental problems. Hint - its the one who thinks windmills cause cancer, exercise is bad for you, and nuking hurricanes is good policy. But yeah Biden stumbled over his…

One of those old men is not like the other and any attempt at “both sides”-ing this catastrophe needs to be strangled in the cradle.

My kid watched it. I couldn’t bear it; I really have trouble listening to (or looking at) Trump for more than ten or fifteen seconds at a time. Clips of him being an idiot on Last Week Tonight are about all I can tolerate, and only because I know John Oliver is going to be back in a few seconds to point out what a…

And the first two seasons of Mad TV were arguably better, as well.

I didn’t watch it but I guarantee it went just like I imagined it would. 

Or going out and buying Nikes so they could burn them. These are not smart people. Angry and bigoted, for sure, but not smart.

can’t wait for part 3: Latter Day Saints, when Jesus came to america to tell them all that they’re doing awesome and to keep up the great work and to marry several ladies at a time

Especially in the moment we are living in, do people who seriously blame LBJ for JFK’s assassination realize what they are implying? That the president that did the most for Civil Rights is some sort of monster. That’s a pretty messed up world view.

This is a ridiculous defense, he made shit remark and it was stupid. Dude’s even said he may vote for Trump because Sanders didn’t win the primary. He actually said that.

In the headline, I misread the show’s title as “Cheers” and thought, “Wait, what?” Cliff Clavin—what did you do?!

Its probably just me but ummmm making a historical film where you make someone who wasn’t gay, gay doesn’t sit well with me. They did the same thing in the Favorite. Good film but Queen Anne of Great Britain was most likely not a lesbian.  If you want to make a movie about a historically gay figure, do that.  I don't…

Again, fuck Comey. He’s a pompous, self-righteous ass who willfully chose to reopen the Hillary investigation two fucking weeks before the election, while also failing to disclose the ongoing federal investigation into the Trump campaign.

ICE: We can get away with committing a holocaust if we just do it slow.

Then ICE asks why choose between ethnic cleansing and child abuse when you can just choose both.