... and still refuse to upgrade the brakes.

They gonna leave the yellow packing pieces on the bumper?  If so, I’m in.

When she texts you that her parents aren’t home:

Dodge is trying to figure out how to put that in a Challenger. Stretch that platform another 50 years.

Help me understand something, Business Wiz types.

Arizona.

Hit number 2 right on the nose plus the added benefit of seats which don’t give me a backache. Good job.

I do not miss things such as leveling up weapon skill. Get a shiny new axe in a raid after using primarily swords leveling up? Enjoy autoattacking mobs for 4 hours to get your skill maxed out so you don’t miss half your attacks =T 

Boomers get all the blame for creating the narrative that junior members of society are lazy, wasteful and unfocused and unmotivated.

Boomer are working at retirement age at the highest rate since “retirement” was invented.

Boomers: “You kids don’t work these days!”

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

The pigeon analogy is excellent.

Yep, my grandfather ran for HOA president in his retirement community in Florida for that reason (they had a problem with him changing the pavers on his front walk). Unfortunately, I believe he went on a power trip after he won and started going after people for exactly the same things he hated being done to him. 

Mustang is crowned the best-selling sports car in the United States

“Buddy, this site the entire internet is filled with people who will nitpick every comment you make, remove context, and then post a dissertation to make sure that they are “righter” than you. Nature of the game.”

Man, supra owners are going to have a GREAT time with toyota techs working on their BMW engines....

So how long until it warms up enough so I can start buying beach front property?

cognitive dissonance is the defining superpower of the “elite”.