That’s the point, my friend. They don’t CARE about the policies. Any more than they cared about Obama’s policies. The motivations are deeper and more sickening than that. 

Facebook, much like alcohol, doesn’t make you racist, it just reveals your racism.

I know how he feels. I constantly post opinions like “Raisin Bran #1 cereal” when in actuality that is not my position.

“The phrase I posted does not reflect my personal views at all,”

This is the right take. Flip it in a week and never even put the title in your name. Only things I would do different is get him down to $1000-1250, and then replace the injector in his driveway right in front of him just as a fuck you for letting the car get like that

I’m conflicted.

Mid 90s, DC, oyster bar near the White House, boyfriend and I getting busy in the men’s room, my skirt is up to here, boyfriends hands are right about there...bam, door opens, boyfriend is all of a sudden wrapping his arms around me, which is weird, cause, I’m taller and in heels, so hiding me is like hiding a giraffe…

“Finish up and get out of here?” I would have died laughing, necessitating another grave in the cemetary. 

20-something. Sex in a cemetery. We got caught by the night watchman\groundskeeper\whatever he was. Lit us up with one of those super bright floodlight lanterns. Felt like time stood still. All the guy said was “Finish up and get out out of here or I’m calling the cops.” and he walked away. He seemed very nonchalant…

Your aunt is an evil genius and this is a winner.

I will preface this by saying the intended public sex act did not occur.

Gettin’ frisky with my high school boyfriend off a rural dirt road in middle-of-nowhere, and a cop shined a flashlight into the car and caught quite a show — he hadn’t turned on his lights or knocked or anything. He told us to “get dressed and get the fuck out of here.” A few weeks later that same cop caught us on a…

Dude has 30 kids and 2000 cows and still has time to mine for Tanzanite. Meanwhile I put off doing the laundry until I run out of shirts, and not even then sometimes.

Before we hear any of the greys talk about how this is ruining those Dems with the ramifications of Clinton....

I couldn’t watch the video with sound and with no closed captioning made it useless for me except for one thing; I wish my wife looked at me like this woman looks at this guy telling the story.

Did that on my Volvo 740, had finished and was cleaning up an was looking for the old belt, picked up the box from the belt and saw the new one in there all shiny- 20 minutes later it was done

Same here, it’s mostly while I’m at work, and maybe on the weekends while I’m being lazy with my coffee.

Exactly. Here at work with no sound. Can someone give the written version?

In college, I went to my friend’s house to help him replace the timing belt on his beloved 1985 Civic. It’s a pretty straightforward but lengthy job. We collected the new belt and a few small new parts and placed them on the garage floor next to the car.