They cut her off before she could finish.

She’s not growing on me a bit, but this is still a totally bullshit question. She said she doesn’t cook, why not just drop it? Let’s stop asking women this irrelevant stuff just to make them seem more “relatable.”

Kids. They won’t know the roll of a lifetime until that final bowl strike at galaxy lanes outside of nowhere, USA, defeating the father in law in last second fashion. That one is leverage for a lifetime.

Look at all that premature surrender cobralation in the student section.

Okay Mister Australia-Knower, when you logged onto the internet today, did you dial up clockwise or counterclockwise?

I’m a Sydneysider, and left Australia in 2009 to work overseas. Came back last year, and my biggest surprise was that the Sydney Kings were still in existence.

They are not a good club.

Cheer up! He’s old in basketball years, whereas you’re just old in wasted potential years.

Never Forget.

Brandon Weeden in his college days. I was already 10 years older than him but he seemed like a grandpa out there.

34-year-old center Andrew Bogut

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

Los Angeles: only 30% since 2011? Lucky bastards.

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

Bryce Harper At His Phillies Press Conference: “The Academy Award for Best Picture goes to La La Land.”

Don’t think son, it can only hurt the ball club.....

I’m surprised he wasn’t pelted with batteries for that. Phillies fans are slipping.

It’s hip to flee squares

I’m not exactly proud of this but I’ve gotten a couple of people fired.

So this story isn’t one of me sticking up for something (not in the mood to write anything detailed tonight), but one of my big sister sticking up for me— I’m trying to decide whether or not to incorporate into my MOH toast in a few months.

Not that this vapid person needs my defense, but is it not possible that she just plainly fucked up and doesn’t realize it until now?