I agree it’s got downsides but so does appointing judges for life and making them unaccountable to anyone or anything.

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

I gotta say, the “It’s a normal collar, find a new slant” tweet becomes a little less comical and a little more sweet if that was the wife who dressed the man.

Eagles fans reading this and attending this event, please for the love of all that is good in the universe take a knee when the anthem starts to play.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

No, this is how senility ends.

Uhh, I called Serena neither “Queen” nor “Wonder Woman.” I simply noted that she’s been out for a while, and went through something physically demanding during her absence, and that Sharapova could conceivably take some small hope from that fact.

20 years old me: This is rigged! There is no way a freaking Kia would be faster, I’m getting a Mustang GT no matter what!

I laughed so hard when they showed the replay from this angle.

The 2018 Cavs in a nutshell

That was a truly breathtaking bed-shitting, and I wouldn’t blame LeBron for being literally in tears.

Engines above the wings allows VTEC to kick in a little earlier. That’s what I’m told! Also, the red and white one looks awesome!

He called her and said, “did you do this?” or “oh fuck, they caught you!”

oh boo fucking hoo. All James Harden ever does is get bullshit calls his way, he’s done it his entire career, and in fact builds his whole game upon that.

The Warriors could’ve had Donaghy in their corner, but if you miss 27 3's in a row where threes are your first, second, and third options on offense, you’re gonna have a bad time.

This is really sad. Please stop.

Babe, the show is called Roseanne.

Seems like as good a time as any for this classic

Its like owning a boat, convince a friend into getting one.