Yes, Shallow Hal! I immediately thought of that.

Sounds like “Rookie of the Year” meets “Shallow Hal”. But, y’know, for chicks.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

Poor Barria was called up to the majors today, as a spot starter for the Giants.

had some help on the no-hit part from the umps and the scorekeeper

Unfortunately the other team wore the scarlet letters.

Hey, if you’re branded with the A, expect bad things to happen to you.

[gets out of limo]

I’m an A’s fan! Would love them to prove me wrong, but it will take more than these 21 games.

As the last masochist still supporting this team I have to take issue with you referring to the whole team as mediocre.

It’s crazy that one moment we’re completely fine and the next on the brink of death and not really know why. Hope this dude is okay.

Suicide in Australia plummetted after they enacted strict gun laws. People are weirdly a-ok with folks killing themselves. Well, people like the NRA. Wonder if they consider it their god given right to end their lives?

May I suggest that you do some reading on the psychology of toddlers? Who am I kidding, you don’t need to, you sound like a real expert.

Yeah, some 3 year olds are traumatized by divorce alone, this kid who just shot pregnant mama and is now in CPS separated from only caregivers they have ever had will be A-Ok according to you. Whew!

Who handles a gun without always assuming it’s loaded anyway?

That story proves he was never a safe gun owner. Because that’s not a mistake you can possibly make if you are a safe gun owner. What a fucking idiot.

He’s apparently not that well-versed in safety. There’s never any reason to pull the trigger on a gun, loaded or not, unless you’re pointing it at something you’re okay putting a hole in.

Good baby with a gun, something something, thoughts & prayers.

In related news, the 68-year-old Lawler revealed he recently suffered a stroke while having sex with his 29-year-old fiancee.