Items don't get much attention from the Smash community, since they're left out of the competitive game entirely. Nintendo considers them so essential to Mario Kart, meanwhile, that the developers have repeatedly denied fans' requests to make a "no items" mode for that game. It will be interesting to see how the…

Don't be a jerk. Why don't you sell it to a Kotaku reader for $200 instead?

No. Don't be an asshole.

ME TOO

I said I'd wait until there was a Zelda version.

Said every homophobic twit ever.

I concur; at least in my opinion, Nintendo's got the platform to buy this year (every non-Wii U game I've been interested in has been available on PC, so I don't think I'm going to have a reason to get a PS4/One until the new Final Fantasy comes out). I haven't been able to stop playing my Wii U since I got it back in…

Necessary context for other readers: Entire sectors of the economy are dedicated to guessing what thepayne78 wants.

Damn you missed out on a lot of great games. Like, a lot a lot a lot.

Wasn't the Wii the best selling console last generation?

Woodcutter, as I started with the base raw materials jobs (woodcutter, miner, fisherman) before moving on to builder jobs (carpenter, tailor). Currently a chef, then need to do blacksmithing and alchemy. I'll finish with the fighting jobs. Once I hit novice, I switch. I want to be able to go back and forth as I please…

Jesus Christ on a cracker.

Leigh Alexander wasn't talking about you. Hell, she wasn't talking about me (the cis-gendered heteroish white male in our current back and forth).

She was talking about the cesspool of self-obsessed child rapists that have come to dominate "gamer culture" - basement dwelling Hot Pocket…

EAT IT HATERS.

This is a whole different can of worms, but no, if a male indie developer's ex-girlfriend posted on Tumblr about him cheating on her, that would probably not be a story on Kotaku. I wouldn't consider either of those people to be public figures in the video game industry.

Female Designer, you know what you need to do now: Pink suit. Green hair. Justin Bailey mode.

Funny how genderbent kratos has MORE clothing than the regular kratos.

Real talk: I would pledge allegiance to Darth Colbert

omg nintendo pls

You are on the mark. How many articles have we seen about how many games people have that they have never played once, all because the did an impulse purchase of a bundle?