"Crazy Nintendo investor desperately wants to be punched in face."

Destiny was 2013? Did i miss it?! OH SHIT

Then again, getting past one of the tough obstacles that killed you before can be bliss.

I have completely everything, even the blue quests.

Of course, it's designed primarily for kids.

Tl;DR.

Its never too late when it comes to Pokemon!

Ahhh good ole Robert Vaughn.

I understand the commerce team is just here to promote whatever deals are occurring, but it's okay to have a moral compass too. And, you know, not support a company that holds food drives for its own under-paid employees.

Well, of course the NES is in Heaven.

IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?

Your review didn't even mention how many emotions there are. I can't decide if I should get this or Wind Waker HD. Which has more emotions?

The other dick move: Proximity mines on all the spawn points.

I have played with the Wii U, it was fun!

Well, I've been to MAGFest and my friends and I appreciate your work.