TNGA-F is sure out there these days, and it seems to be a great platform.

The deer would lick up all the salt and become dill flavored, so we would have lots of dill-does 

The BMW XM.

Cargo shorts catching strays out here. If the modern fanny pack is a thing, I’m not going to apologize for loving pockets.

Here’s kind of a weird take: the Ford Maverick is embarrassing. Not to Ford, though. It’s embarrassing because it is a HUGE success, but no other automaker seems to be able to create their own version! It should be so simple!!! Just take your small CUV, lengthen the wheelbase a bit, and add a bed!

We all know it’s the Cyber Truck, but I’m going to say the Jeep Gladiator. It isn’t good at anything but projecting an image that says “I am a cargo shorts and wrap-around Oakley enthusiast who lies about attending Ranger school.”

The EV Hummer, proper douche bro machine. 

Even then, the wing form, tail, etc - is all different. China copies a ton of stuff, but this seems generally legit in its unique shape

By the time I got there even their breakroom was ransacked, so I didn’t even get a Hertz donut.

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

Yup. I recommended a used model s plaid, but I like yours better. The new m3p is an incredible car and amazing bang for your buck. And teslas (to my knowledge) are basically unable to be stolen, unless they show up with a tow truck.

Gotta be a first time for everything right?

If only there was a cheap product that could say, kill the ignition so that no one can start the car.  They could call it a kill switch, and sell it on Amazon for as little as $17.  Maybe one day.

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Or an alarm that actually gets activated and security cameras.  Those were the first things I installed after moving to the NJ burbs.  And unlike most suburbanites, I keep my garage free of crap so I can actually store cars in there!

Drive it more. 

1. Get a pre-approval so you can do the payment calculations ahead of time.

This is probably the most factually-correct joke-answer I’ve read in quite some time.

Crazy answer: A triple diesel engine pickup truck with a 6 inch lift installed at the factory. I mean, the EPA’s going to get a gut punch, too, so might as well make a FerdRamChev F-Teenthousand Denali with a 6.7 Power Stroke up front, a 6.6 Duramax in the middle, and a 6.7 Cummins bringing up the rear.

Non-Jalop answer: I would love to see a unification of safety codes between the EU, Japan, Korea and the US. This way, if Toyota makes too many Kei vehicles for their market, they can export some to America cheaply and sell them here. It would allow for enthusiasts to special order stuff like Alpines or the like and…