Sorry, couldn’t resist - Here’s a recent picture I took to make up for it:

“Show us some great cars”
*first picture is a 300ZX with a fart can and tires like a prolapsed anus*

JUSTIN YOU HAD ONE JOB.

Why did you add a picture? Look at that thing. It killed your argument instantly.

Certainely not the late Gilles Villeneuve

It’s always interesting to get a non-European perspective on European cars. The Alfa wagon is nice, but it’s about to be two generations old, so no danger of it going ‘Stateside. I think it’s aged better than the Giulia that replaced it. And I’m not sure it ever came in estate form.

That is terrifying on such a visceral level.

I don’t want to be in an oncoming car with my family when a stanced car hits a bump on the road, bounces or loses a wheel, and spins into oncoming traffic.

Abso-fucking-lutely! Bracket lift kits have no place in this world.

The crime is endangering everyone they share a roadway with.

A lot of those cars are unsafe. And the drivers are fucking idiots.

The same would happen if you thumped a 917 or any race car of your choice.

What’s wrong with a 2 liter overhead cam engine in the Alfa? It’s beautiful, powerful enough, sonorous, and reliable with proper maintenance. You’d have more problems with a cobbled up engine swap.

Don't try to play us, you just dubbed in the opening of Hot for Teacher.

Sweet baby Jesus that thing is huge! The fenders are taller than the the other cars! Did this thing even fit on roads!?

Holy... Reminds me of the Ostentatienne Opera that was built using an International Harvester Loadstar frame. I think that’s the only time I’ve ever actually seen that car to scale, despite seeing it in everything from paintings to photographs on estate grounds. That thing might be as tall as (or taller than) my truck.

I mean, they’re not even that sexy.

Judging by the number of old and still running cars you see in France, maybe not.

It’s not. It’s a dumb thing.

Ah, drifting. And why is this a cool thing?

I owned a 348, and it is neither ‘slow’ nor ‘ugly’. It’s a fantastic car, and the last of the truly analog Ferraris. Even ABS was optional. People who shit on them are either Ferrari snobs or have no idea what they’re talking about. And the collector market is starting to come around to them now as well.