I made so much money selling press kits on eBay, I wanted to treat myself to an E30 M3.

1. Don’t take the thing.

These are accomplishments. They’re the culmination of months and years of work by a talented team of engineers, designers, researchers, and others, and they’ve put immense amounts of work into putting together this event that you have been invited to.

Sorry, but neighborhood blight is definitely a thing. Her place looks like a hobo camp. Put up a nice fence and feel free to enjoy whatever you like on the inside. If it is going to be seen by everyone, keep it tasteful and low-key.

I’m sure the arborist is excellent at trees....however determining if a large beetle will fall out of a tree in a violent storm...not so much.

Just a question, do you own a house?

Yeah being respectful to your fellow neighbors is so stupid.

Supposedly this was caused by a neighbor’s complaint.

I can stand Torchinsky’s take on these (along with his idiotic car suggestions)...if you want to do this kind of crap then live out in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. If you want to live next to people, be respectful.

The popularity of electric cars in Norway doesn’t have a damn thing to do with the weather. In fact, electric cars lose a great deal of range in frigid weather.

I’m with this guy. This is an unprecedented business opportunity.

Riding a bike =! suspicious activity. Other than that, I can’t help you and doesn’t make these people any less assholes for wasting 911's time. Any responding cop with two brain cells should be able to interpret people riding bikes as not being a suspicious activity (as is being reported by NIMBY’s). A feeble chance…

was this really a 2017 list that needed posting? we get it youre a feminist who likes cars, congrats, the world still sucks for women like you. and quite frankly it likely wont change in 2018.

Like whatever you like. No need to write a fucking article about it

I laughed at the Audi commercial... but I guess I don’t go around looking to be offended by everything.

I feel like Jalopnik has been pushing really hard to get us to feel sorry for this guy, but it’s just not working. He’s clearly a hoarder, the land is a de-facto junk yard, he’s not preserving these vehicles in any meaningful way, and I have no issue with local governments stepping in here.

It must be hard to be so easily offended that you feel like you’re being attacked everywhere you look.

I’m sorry. But don’t these women choose of their own free will to be employeed based on their attractiveness? Men like looking at women. Some women like being paid to be looked at. What is the problem here?

I can assure that Florida does got hot enough that you want to leave the car running while you step out of the car for a minute, especially for visitors not used to the heat/humidity combo.

People who give a fuck about what other people eat bore me. Who cares?