The windshield has to be the right amount of wet. If I sense any amount of dry wiper on dry windshield friction, it drives me nuts. 

You should not buy out your lease because your are under miles, over miles or they gave you a discount. You should buy out you lease if the price is at or below fair market value.

They had some half-baked ideas of cutting corporate tax rates rising all boats, their “fiscal responsibility” was just hypocritical dog-whistled nonsense. and other such things that never delivered any positive results. Their failure to promote anything failed, their anti-everything is marginalizing, so all they have…

Conservatism is completely bankrupt of ideas, logic, and morality.

I’m not happy with Trump, but Biden can’t possibly be any more competent.

2nd Gear: His supporters are deplorable racists and he is their cult leader.

The house I bought had Christian stuff all over it when we initially walked through it.  The “Christian” seller then proceeded to try to cheat us in the deal eight different ways until I let his realtor know we were getting close to lawsuit time.  More than a few times in my life have I noticed the folks who flaunt…

First thing I thought was: lucky they weren’t black

Soda stream works just fine, you must be doing something non-traditional to make one of those bottles explode.

they all worship the same god: money.

Fascinating, I am not on the LaCroix train though. The flavor is weak and I prefer Spindrift which has actual fruit juice in it.

If I drink carbonated water before bed, I feel like I usually end up having to pee faster than if I just drink regular water.

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

Let’s add to that game, California! Where apartments are as much as mortgages everywhere else.

Cable TV can get dry fucked with a cactus. I don’t care how unmanageable individual streaming services get, it’s still better than cable.

It really sucks that a lot of people live in apartments and can’t effectively use an antenna for broadcast TV, because there’s literally no reason why these channels should not be free. They are broadcast on extremely valuable spectrum that was earmarked for broadcast TV at no cost to the stations that use them, so we…

Reading about Quibi failing has been one of my few bright spots in such a shitty year. 

Because hes a egomaniac who has to always have all of the attention. He has been that way his entire life. He cant live without being the center of attention

If you’d told me that in 1981... naah, never mind, they already knew my previous job was as a tech; the game was lost before I set foot on the field.

That’s not going to be popular in the American market, Pho real !