I hope one day Mr. Carson has to go under the knife of a brain surgeon who is exactly as qualified for that position as Ben is to be HUD director.

Carson was hired specifically because he’d do a terrible job. 

Political beliefs aside, how anyone can listen to Trump whine non stop like a total fucking baby, while simultaneously sounding like a complete idiot of the highest caliber, and walk away thinking “Man, he’s so strong and inspiring” is something that is utterly beyond comprehension.

This is endlessly frustrating - if the calculus really is “impeachment hurt Gingrich”, its clearly missing the part of the equation accounting for no underlying criminal conduct uncovered by that open fishing expedition, whereas the current president is an unabashed criminal. In what universe is it harmful to the…

What infuriates me about this guy, and the rest of Trump’s gang, is that he knows there is nothing anyone can do to hurt him. He boss doesn’t care how he does his job as long as he has his loyalty. Doing a bad job, evading questions, being a condescending dick, owning the libs...these are all things that are looked on…

Why does Eva Braun hate Ronzo Raygun and President Shrimp Barf?

Third Gear: What must BMW do to survive?

Ben needs a punch in the face.

A good friend of mine campaigned for Mayor Lightfoot during the election. I really, really hope she lives up to the hope my friend put into her—and everyone else who supported her, of course.

I don’t mean that as a direct dig, either. It’s just that I went to high school and undergrad in Illinois, and there’s…

No. Even a Biden presidency is better than another 4 years of Trump. Another 4 years of Trump further erodes the possibility of Democrats, progressives, and liberals having any foothold in government at all. Trump wants to be a dictator. The GOP wants one-party rule, and will do anything to achieve that. Another four…

“I know they’re good cars to drive, but I’d feel like such an unbelievable asshole if I actually drove one.”

This basically sums up how I feel about them. I know they are great to drive, but I can’t get over the looks. I’m not a fan of slamming/stancing cars or putting excessively large mufflers(fart cans) on cars and this seems to be standard mods for these cars. I just don’t want to be a part of that.

I just hate the modern Z cars so damn much. The gigantic bulbous back end just looks goofy as hell. I know they’re good cars to drive, but I’d feel like such an unbelievable asshole if I actually drove one.

Look, he was only sued by the federal government for racist housing practices one time.

You really would think, out of all the financial institutions, DeutscheBank would be the one most hesitant to lend money to a white supremacist.

You might as well asked him how fucking magnets work.

You’ve introduced a conflict between established fact and Trump’s dream world.  You might as well asked him how fucking magnets work.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: conspiracy theorists are driven by a number of motivating factors, but chief amongst them are the conviction that they (the conspiracy theorists) are the “enlightened” or “in the know” individuals who can see the obvious truths that the “sheeple” are blind to—and that any…

WRONG! It is because I didn’t need money.

What a word salad. All I can understand of that is that Trump thinks even talking to a Democrat makes you a loser. We’re at tinpot dictator-level paranoia and tribalism.  He’d convert America into a single-party system if he knew how.