"We need someone to play a poorly conceived Star Wars villain with a stupid name."

I like the assertion that the spiders were cut from the original movie because they caused test audiences to vomit. As a lover of cinema with arachnophobia, I'm super bummed I'll never get to see the vomit-inducing 30s stop-motion spiders.

Riley was such a dud that I was both surprised and disappointed to see (on my second run through the series) that he kept showing up in S5. He's a macho alpha-male shithead who regularly treats Buffy like shit because he can't stand a girl being stronger than him… but the show still wants us to like him?

I've met a vegan or two who was kind of an ass, in the sense that they are gigantic amounts of processed carbohydrates yet thought their diet was healthier than others. Most of the vegans I've met have been quite healthy and appropriately conscientious about the differences in people's diets. I've never had a vegan…

Also, who the fuck categorizes "main character of an action movie having superhuman abilities" as a "plot hole?"

I've had the song "Sugar Water" stuck in my head for the better part of 20 years. Turns out it also has a tight Michel Gondry video.

If they'd installed some tamper-proof lamps and "leave with a buddy" signs, the vampires would've starved.

Hey, Cibo Matto played there that time!

I had a chain wallet - the leather was so cheap and stiff that it was practically unusable as a wallet. And then the chains got confiscated at the gate at Ozzfest 99. At least I still had my Marilyn Manson keychain. You know, to be cool.

Sure, but I like to think I'm pulling off these bleach-blond bangs…

I remember friends (male and female) in 1997 and 98 having what amounted to dick-measuring contests over whose pants had wider legs. My BFF at the time was a very large guy, and his Baggy Pants (TM) had legs that were easily 20 inches in diameter.

Ooh, that's rough. My wife and I skip Season 1 except for a few episodes when we're watching the series, but I remember thinking S1 Xander was awesome when I was in junior high, which is not a good sign.

Also, the way the show followed up on that terrible, haranguing speech - with Buffy desperately running to the helipad as Riley disappear (to eventually meet someone else and get married) - suggests that the show agrees with his asshole view of the situation.

Was that the same episode where Garrett Morris plays a man who received a face transplant from a little white girl? If so, it deserves legendary status.

If they had followed the novella, David Schwimmer's character would have gotten shot in the head at the end, which would more than justify its existence. Instead they changed the ending so that the shooting doesn't happen. In fact, nothing happens. In fact, nothing happens in the entire goddamn movie.

Sgt Pepper truly fulfills the promise of Revolver - more production noodling, more great songs, and more shit that straddles the line between "endearing" and "irritating." No wonder they went full on crazy for the White Album.

What I'd like to play is a game where you're the criminals instead of the cops for a change!

They've just been poured into rigid suits, like those bear shaped honey bottles. It's not the same thing.

I'm thinking if links I'm less likely to click. Leaving aside a link to something illegal, I can't think of anything.

Looking your way, shitty apatation of Apt Pupil.