Not every one, just about 55% of them. And not just public appearances, but whenever he left his house. He'd shrug it off or be angry about it for a while, but with time his own nervous system would start to betray him - involuntarily flinching at every jogger, anus tightening at every intersection and alley, his…

Fuuuuuuck. I'm really looking forward to my baby being old enough to watch movies with me, and I've been stockpiling Ghibli movies and higher-end Disney movies. Then for Christmas he got a copy of The Polar Express, and it was a reminder how much "family friendly" entertainment is fucking garbage.

I think Toy Story 2 was conceived as a direct-to-video sequel but got bumped up to feature release during pre-production. Though I'd have to look that up.

But those poor women! A punch in the face doesn't have to introduce some nimrod to its parents.

About damn time, I've literally been waiting decades to finally see Spider-Man in a movie!

Or the character he plays in his fictional TV show likes white girls? It wasn't a documentary.

Don't forget the lime-green sideways baseball cap and the graffiti-covered dropcloth hanging behind him!

After reading people's references to this guy appearing in movies and TV shows I've never seen, I second your "who now?"

Also the Winter Soldier is one of the least interesting characters to have two movies ostensibly revolve around him. The central conflict of Civil War had a big issue in the sense that Bucky is boring as shit, and Sebastian Stan has basically no chemistry with the other actors.

Does all of the non-film "canon" make the films seem different from each other? Because after ten movies of the same five people bickering and punching each other, I'm not all that stoked for Avengers: Bickerpunch 11: Part 1.

"Should we make his robo-eyes more resistant to UV radiation?"

Yep. There are probably a handful of people who still use it as a slur, but "queer" is really the preferred term for academic discussions of gayness.

Speaking as a fucking dingbat who semi-regularly loses his debit card and forgets about errands, I can say that doing those things is pretty embarrassing, so that might be part of the reason she gets so defensive. It also leads to a narrative in a relationship (my wife and I have developed one over the years) where…

It's uncommon for critical concepts like the male gaze to present themselves as problems (with implied solutions) - the criticism is more intended to demonstrate that a particular thing exists. "Male gaze" is the two-word summation of a longer essay about the way that visual storytelling tends to assume a male…

Say the word "gaze" out loud. It'll make sense, whether or not it's in good taste.

It's the dicks. And possibly the balls. But definitely the dicks.

There's no need for hysteria, but Trump is probably the last person who should engage in a massive renegotiation of trade policy with China. That would take a truly masterful statesman, and he is… Not that. If he can maintain the status quo until someone better comes along, it would be just fine.

If you tell Nazis to shut the fuck up and go away you might as well tell everybody with any political view to do so, because all opinions are morally equivalent! Taking a moral stand is the same as hypocrisy!

I can't even remember the name of this beer, but the campus liquor store (read: gas station with a walk-in freezer) near my senior-year apartment sold something in bottles for $8.99 a 12-pack. I felt classy (because bottles) yet poor.

Where I come from we call binge drinking regular drinking, we call problem drinking drinking a little too much, we call felony DUI a sign that the cops need better things to do, and we call getting hit by a car after stumbling out of a bar at midnight "at least it was quick - shame about his kids, though."