“That sounds really dumb. Like bad fan fiction dumb.”

Douches stop Douches from marketing Dubious Douches

A stab in the back? I’m surprised (delighted?) they didn’t call it a lynching.

I’ll wait until it’s fully in place before celebrating. Florida’s screwing over Amendment 4 which passed with over 60% and the DC city council overturned the minimum wage initiative that passed with over 55%.

nailed it. not to mention when the cops fuck up, the taxpayers are on the hook for the lawsuits. I’m gonna steal that response btw. 

I too work in finance and when I tell people this they assume we are all crooks. I asked someone that said this to me “Do you feel the police are crooks?” The response was no, I responded saying there are stricter controls and harsher disciplinary standards in my profession than there are in law enforcement. If I…

For those curious, here is the full text of the Ballot Proposal (Amendment #2):

You forgot Sean Doolittle, who is the very best of the Nationals. Doo is the best. He had the guts to state publicly why he wasn’t going. And he and his wife walk the walk and talk the talk in community activism. They hosted Thanksgiving dinner for Syrian refugees and got the community involved, when he was with…

I’m starting to think Lindelof doesn’t really understand Watchmen all that well considering this recent interview when he said Veidt was right to kill 3 million people. This is in spite of the fact that in our reality, less than a decade after the comic came out, the Cold War ended relatively less bloodlessly and…

* Let’s create a series where women can race, because almost no other series is letting them.
* Oh, by the way, if you win you can’t race in the next season in the series we created because almost no other series would let women race.

Sounds like a recipe to aim for second place as often as you can.

Since it probably shouldn’t have been put up to a popular vote in the first place and has proved to be impossible to actually pull off, why can’t the UK have another vote on Brexit? Do you also have a Boomer population over there that is only good at voting for shitty things?

Why does anybody give a shit about Netflix implementing this? It's an OPTION. There's a bunch of other fucking settings nobody ever uses on most applications.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

This is all wonderful poetry.

now this is what I call an area where sports and politics align 

This is more of the same we have been dealing with since Al Franken was forced to step down: Republicans dealing with a different set of rules than Democrats with these things. Specifically that Democrats (as a whole, including politicians, constituents, and “our broadcasters”) are subjecting ourselves to punishment…

A few weeks ago, I was writing a piece about a center at my university focusing on global warming—which is literally referenced in the mission statement—but told to change the language to avoid offending possible donors who would balk at the term. I was so pissed I thought about quitting because, what the fuck are we…