Tempted to pretend like I did it on purpose and try to flatter you for getting my oh so subtle jab but... 

Sorry....he meant “wouldn’t”

Worth mentioning, Hazard absolutely deserved a free kick when he was tripped by Giroud outside the penalty area.

Second only to the January, 2001 headline:

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

its total crap that cousins is making such a blatantly obvious ring grab by passing up the chance to earn millions more.

After what he went through this season, I’m guessing he’s extremely disinterested in further heel turns.

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

what an asshole!!

Che’d

Rather like the idea, all of a sudden, of judges and DA’s sampling the evidence to decide how to rule or charge.

Purity doesn’t matter when it comes to the law. Just weight.

You forgot to include the obviously better alternative for a seventh(!) tiebreaker that makes this option so extremely stupid.

Counterpoint: an indicator based on play on the field is always better than drawing lots. Sure cards can be somewhat arbitrary, but the game itself is often pretty damn arbitrary.

The original comic by Paul Jenkins and Jae Lee that played like a psychological thriller and metaphor for mental illness mixed with superheroes was brilliant. It boils my blood knowing that all people seem to know the character from was the execrable work Bendis did with him.

Bruh.

LeBron is staying in Cleveland and Lue will never realize his dream of actually coaching an NBA team.

The hell he can’t

By passing it to one of the Steph Curry 5, and then gently sliding in the Circle of Trust*? Then, once he’s safely in the confines of his large teammates, they hand him the ball and wait as he hoists up his automatic three pointers.