“Dwayne Wade looks like a parrot fish” (sic)

I think he means best foreign player developed and drafted outside the US. Most people are careful to word it that way because there are so many old players born outside the US who came to the US for High School and/or college, which pre-dates the post-Petrovic/Divac/Kukoc run of foreign players. Really that’s what…

The 2016 Cavaliers were an outlier from the pattern of champions with at least two dominant stars in their primes? How? Kyrie Irving in 2016 was one year removed from an all-nba 3rd team and Love was two years removed from his 2nd all NBA 2nd team. Kyrie had a down regular season due to lingering injuries, but he was…

Remember when the show got past the books and the most popular think-piece-take was this was a good thing that could revitalize the show and that working without a plan/map would introduce some excitement. Man that did not work out. The showrunners are great at the logistics of pulling this off, but they are absolutely…

I have to believe Deicide Huxtable is losing due to Cosby fatigue, or just Cosby dislike. Ten Years ago Huxtable was a funny name, now it is sinister. I thought maybe the idea of Deicide against a Huxtable would win for being appropriate commentary for the moment (Cosby/Cliff Huxtable was once worshipped as the ideal a…

Diego Costa didn’t threaten to shit on the ref’s mother... he offered.

Auburn needs to stop fouling away games at the end. Against Florida in the SEC tourney, they blatantly, excessively fouled a guy trying a desperate long 3 to tie the game and got away with it on a shameful no call. Against New Mexico State in round one, they fouled a three point shooter with 1 second left and a two…

The NBA just gave a similar explanation for why Bradley Beal didn’t travel Feb 11 vs the Pistons. He took two steps, fumbled the ball on his own without Pistons touching it, took another step and shot. They said travelling is permitted to regain the loose ball. But they specifically said the player must then shoot or…

Dana White had to put out a statement calling this latest round of trash talk “unacceptable.”

After a few months this scandal is going to make her richer, more famous, and influential than she ever was. More people know her and her name now than they ever did as the offspring of a third rate TV star and third rate designer. This is like her Kardashian-sex-tape moment. with none of the downside. The brands that…

The Nets have nearly the same non-zero odds of winning the lottery as The Heat and the Magic (all 3 teams control their own playoff destiny due to a final night Nets v Heat showdown). Assuming all three have the same odds (Nets have a tiny lead but are playing the worst), they currently have about 0.233-0.267% chance…

If it was the Cardinals’ turn to pitch you’d have to think the catcher let the pitch go by on purpose in retaliation. Truly awful mitt-work there. I’m sure every ump has taken note that with a ball streaking towards the umpire’s jewels, this catcher actually flinched, took cover, and waved his mitt at the ball, even…

You gotta find your DUFF somewhere.

The leg lift following the fist pump is actually an involuntary spasm.

Part of the reason women like Huffman and Laughlin are targeted is because they take a greater role in their kids’ educations.  Macy got away free just because he let his wife put in all the effort and coordination that provided a paper trail, while he just gave his verbal approval. I bet that is common in this case—…

Right, you are describing an exchange of money for services, which aren’t supposed to be tax-deductible. But these donations are. If I buy a used van from The United Way, I am not supposed to deduct that as charitable giving because I got a van. Plus, these universities, even private ones, run on a ton of government…

This very stale argument makes some sense when applied to Military Academies, even fake ones like The Citadel, that do group drills within a command structure that is similar to team sports. Liberty students just follow a bunch of prohibitions. There is a difference between repression and discipline and between…

These numb-nuts are trying to get views from morons like me who watch their terrible videos so they can definitively say: no plagiarism at all. Not even close. I hope that is what they are doing. If they legitimately think their videos were original ideas anyone would want to steal, they are to stupid to survive. Do…

Fairfax backers insist Maggette’s exclusion shows Watson is more interested in bringing a politician down than in getting justice or calling attention to sexual assault.

Especially since it appears the Browns are about to sign Tyreek Hill.