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Did he choke so hard he threw his back out?

TONY ROMO CHOKES SEASON AWAY, CAN'T FINISH: MY COLUMN.

> Tony Romo throws out back

Please enjoy this collection of tweets from odious football columnist Pete Prisco, helpfully compiled by our good

"Choker?" Maybe. But if I had to guess the man's predilections from my betting experiences with him, I'd say Tony Romo is more of a Surprise Anal Sex Between The Covers guy.

"A boa constrictor, a necklace, and Tony Romo."

Around the Manning house growing up, they just called that outfit "Eli's bathing suit".

I can't believe Kid Rock and Mitt Romney aren't doing more to condemn violence in the white community.

They whole time they were beating the guy they kept yelling 'World-Star Country & Western!'

God, what's up with white culture? Can we get a white spokesperson to explain things to us?

A schiano man doesn't wait for an explanation

Pete Rose.

That's like, your opinion, man.

Starship Troopers is a wonderful movie because there are multiple layers of both derp and, if not brilliance, at least competent snark. It is an enigma wrapped in exploding bugs and gratuitous tits!

And yet no-one will film The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress.